Kent By Night

The 'davius sheaicus geekius' is a species of hominid generally found inside poorly maintained houses in north kent.  Subsisting on a diet of carbonated drinks, tea and junk food, the creature generally only ventures out to forage at night, having an extreme allergic reaction to the sun.  Its mating practices are unknown, but is suspected to comprise largely of awkward shuffling of feet and mumbled niceties.  How this is meant to attract a mate is anyones guess.  As part of the Geek genus, the David is very skilled at roleplaying games, minature wargames and computer simulations, suggesting that this is its natural environment.  Currently not on the endagered species list.